Creem

May 1980

MY MOMMY TOLD ME, IF I WAS GOODY…
“Jimmy! Jimmy! My poor lost baby Jimmy! I’ve finally found you!” cries an overcome Mrs. Osterberg. “I’ve searched the world over to find my poor little Jimmy-poo, and here he is, all grown up. Does baby-dumpling want a cookie? No? Well, now that I’ve found you, you little shit, march right home and get your room cleaned up, because your father and I are having company tonight, and I don’t want to be embarrassed by that pig-sty that you pass off as a bedroom. And for crying out loud, would you please take a bath? My word! What have you been doing for the last twenty years? Swimming in septic tanks? And when you’re finished with your bath, pick up your dirty towels and put them in the laundry hamper, or else there’ll be no television…”

WOMEN IN REVOLT!
REAL MEN SHIVER WHILE EVE TRASHES THE 80’s
by Susan Whitall, Dave DiMartino & Mark J. Norton

*I have not typed out this article as there are no sections on Blondie/Debbie Harry, just the picture of Debbie.*
MB